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Item: Specimen 001
Name: Thomas Kleinenager
Height: Varies, depending on who or what Thomas is at the time
Weight: Varies, depending on who or what Thomas is at the time (normally 15 tons of pure communism)
Age: 175 (the age of communism)
Containment Classification: Defectus
Danger Classification: Black
Threats: Biological Irregularities, Existential Threat, Level 3 God-Like Entity, Matter Communism Regulating Object, Sapient Object
AKA: ☭Tommy the Commie☭

Description: Thomas Kleinenager is a massive shape-shifting blob composed of pure solidified Soviet winters, the Red Army’s spirit, and, of course, pure communism. He is said to appear mostly as a giant hammer and sickle, reaping wheat and hammering hot iron into Soviet tools across all of Russia. Whenever the hammer strikes or the sickle cuts, the Soviet anthem is blasted for miles around.

Thomas appears to have god powers as long as people believe in communism. If anyone expresses doubt of communism in his presence, they will immediately be teleported to an unknown location.

Containment: Although usage of the Red-Eyed God to contain Tommy the Commie could very well be possible, it is currently not being done due to Russia not allowing the containment or capture of Tommy the Commie, as he is seen as a secret national symbol to the country. The majority of the task force members who have attempted to catch Tommy the Commie have either disappeared to an unknown location or were caught by the Russian police and put in prison.

Created by Dr. Aurora and Dr. Agent
Owned by Aurora Borealis

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