483
rating: +9+x

This content is rated
PG-13
FOR MOCKING DISEASES


Item: Specimen 483
Name: Chris P. Chicken
Weight: 69.666 lbs
Height: 5’7
Age: 420
Containment Classification: Euclid
Danger Classification: Green
AKA: Caloomphis

Description: 483 is a sentient refrigerator who works as the sole cashier at a Chipotle in Pierre, South Dakota. He is usually nice to other people, however, this is just a facade to hide his true personality. When provoked, 483 will resort to eating the person whole with his mouth and swallowing them in less than 7 seconds. The swallowed person will often stay in his stomach alive for up to 4 minutes, before being dissolved by the cancerous acids that reign in his body, whether it would be stomach acid or cringy Tik tok celebrities. Either way, cancer will kill you. He is also known for unintentional public indecency. Every time he coughs, his pants fall down.

Containment: 483 is very shallow and scrawny, so containment is easy. He must be contained in a human-size Panera Bread bag, stapled shut in every corner. 483 is physically incapable of breaking anything that isn't owned by Chipotle.

Created by TheVenomoth
Owned by Armadillo Tree


This specimen has scored on the LPS due to current/past popularity.
Current Score: 2398


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