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Item: Specimen 311
Name: Henry Horace Helber Haggy Harry Hatstrangler Harrison
Weight: 193 lbs
Height: 5’8
Age: 48
Containment Classification: Hiemal
Danger Classification: Green
Threats: Matter Irregularities, Sapient Object
AKA: Your Local Neighborhood Friendly Towman

Description: Henry Horace Helber Haggy Harry Hatstrangler Harrison is a man from a fictional country called “Florida Land”. After moving out of Florida Land, he moved to the country of Kentuckyville where he spent the next 14 years of his life. He then moved to Orlando, Florida or what he calls the country of “Merica.” He is a hardcore redneck anarchist who believes in sending trash into outer space and owns a 55 year old dog named “Jefv”.

His anomalous properties take effect as soon as he takes his job as a towman from 10:00 AM to 6:00 PM. He teleports to random locations across the world with his tow truck where people’s vehicles have fallen off or into something. He then claims to tow them out before picking up the vehicle and chucking it at 472,266,162,263,571,682,375,178,458,371* mph to the state of Arkansas. Despite the fact that it should be physically impossible and the speed of it would obliterate Earth as we know it, the throw does nothing but create a small, 5-foot crater with the object completely unharmed in the middle of it.

If someone attempts to fire Henry, he will pick up their body and throw it to the nearest black hole at light speed. Once again, despite the extreme speeds, no damage to any environment is done. It is impossible to survive this.

Containment: It is only possible to contain him between the times of 10:00 AM and 6:00 PM. Otherwise, he will teleport out of his chamber. Henry has signed a contract to live within a cell in the Light Containment Sector.

*= 472 octillion 266 septillion 162 sextillion 263 quintillion 571 quadrillion 682 trillion 375 billion 178 million 458 thousand 371

Created by Dr. Agent
Owned by Projekt Kronus


This specimen has scored on the LPS due to current/past popularity.
Current Score: 1130


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